"7. Coldplay. Coldplay has been through so many layers of backlash and backlash-lash (“I know some people think it’s cool to say other people only think it’s cool to say you don’t think it’s cool to think it’s cool to like Coldplay, but I actually think ‘Viva La Vida’ is a good song”) that you can’t even keep track anymore. There is absolutely no cachet at this point, I promise you, in either liking or disliking Coldplay. So stop it."